Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Dances
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny dances.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Dance
Poke-Fart Dance
Poke-dancing, but you fart every time you shake your butt, and you end it by sitting on a toilet and pooping as fast as you can.
June 21, 2024
Dance
The Gotta Crap
A modern dance in which the dancer jumps up and down gracefully in circles while holding his or her bottom. This dance originated in France and moved to America.
July 19, 2023
Dance
Flosher
You do the floss while flushing the toilet.
September 24, 2022
Dance
The Fart Butt
Get up and fart in someone’s face for as long as possible.
January 11, 2022
Dance
The Fart Fart
Roll around on the floor yelling, “Fart! Fart!”
November 24, 2021
Dance
The Clogged Toilet
Sit on an invisible toilet, jump around, scream “clog, clog, clog!” over and over again.
November 6, 2019
Dance
Poo Dance
Smell like poo.
June 20, 2019
Dance
The Dumb Bird
Squack like nobody’s business, then go and poop on a random person’s car.
May 4, 2018
Dance
Mark It with a “P”
Pretend to be a toddler and sit in a corner like you're pooping.
April 28, 2018
Dance
The Italian Dinner Dance
Say “Spaghetti” and wave your arms. Then say “Meatball” and roll on the floor in a ball. Then say “Fork” and spin around like a tornado. Then karate chop the air and say “Chop The Salad.” Finally, run around the room yelling “Wine!”
March 18, 2018
Dance
The Bopping Bum
A real thing, this dance consists of lying face-down with your bum stuck up in the air, whilst you hum the corniest song you can think of, arms splayed in the air hitting your bum.
January 20, 2018
Dance
Kneel Down and Pretend You Are on the Toilet, But Make Sure You Don’t Fart
December 28, 2017
Dance
The Fart
Step into an about-to-fart pose, then fart.
October 16, 2017
Dance
The Wack Job Monkey Thing
Swing your hips in a circle and start making monkey noises. Then, start hitting yourself in the head uncontrollably.
October 4, 2017
Dance
Poop Dance
Poop whilst doing your favourite dance.
August 26, 2017
Dance
The Poop Dance
Wow, it really helped me poop better.
March 28, 2017
Dance
Crazy Whup
It is rotating while doing to worm on the floor wearing PJs.
February 1, 2016
Dance
The Trip Dance
I think Clumsy Smurf came up with this one, but it might have been Benjamin Franklin. Mop the floor without drying it first to make it easier.
November 28, 2015
Dance
The Dead Worm
Lie down on your face and stay there for at least two hours. Any less and you are insulting the worm kingdom.
June 19, 2015
